Don't Go Chasing Shadows.
1dfangirls35:

Plot twist…whenever people spotted Harry with Kendall, she was actually with the guy from Hannah Montana

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

— (via tyleroakley)

trashboat:

trashboat:

what has 2 arms but never hugs me?

my dad

dopernose:


Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.
whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet